go ahead, guess! :3
cant figure it out?
well, then. supose i'll hav ta tell ya...
IM 18!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOO!! YEAH, YAYS, YIPPEE, WHOO-HOO!!!! TODAY'S MA B-DAY, AND IM 18!!!!
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Sunday ServiceOne Sunday morning, an old couple was sitting in a back pew at their church. During the surmon, the old man had fallen asleep and his wife was knitting while listening to the preacher.Sunday Service
At one point during the surmon, the preacher asked, "Who created the world?"
The old woman poked her sleeping husband with one of her knitting needles and he woke with a start and yelled, "God!"
The preacher said, "That's corect," and continued on with his surmon and the old man fell back asleep.
A while later the preacher asked, "Who was the son of God?"
The old lady poked her husband


Semei and Ukei: part 2WARRNING: SMAUTTY YAOI!!!!!!! THAT MEAN BOYXBOY!!!!!! IF U DNT LIKE, THEN DONT READ!!!!!Semei and Ukei: part 2
i had 2 erase the orignal text bcuz it's not appropriate 4 DA. it u would like 2 read it, read the aurthor's coments below.


AKATSUKI ON THE RUN part 3"Tobi! Where did he go? Why are you asking me? I wasn't-hey, there he is." The missing teen was lying in the middle of a clearing, staring up at the sky with his arms outstretched beside him. Tobi lay completely still, motionless save for the occasional rise and fall of his chest. "Dumb kid probably wore himself out," Zetsu muttered to himself as he approached the younger male. "Tobi!"AKATSUKI ON THE RUN part 3
The masked teen's response was to tilt his head backwards, getting an upside-down view of his boyfriend as he reclined on the ground. "Zetsu, Tobi can't find any bears."
"They're hibernating."
"It's April!"
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After effects 3It happened in a split second. The blonde suddenly went limp and his eyes distant and unseeing. His partner noticed the change instantly and looked up. "Baby?" The blonde didn't seem to hear him. Xander sighed and gently kissed his lover's cheek. It had been a while since his lover had had one of these episodes but he still hated them. "It's alright, Sunshine. You're not going to be hurt "After effects 3
The blonde didn't notice Xander pulling him into his arms and whispering soothing nothings, nor did he respond to the gentle kisses that Xander peppered across his face. It was as if he suddenly wasn't there. After several minutes, Xander
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