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Sunday ServiceOne Sunday morning, an old couple was sitting in a back pew at their church. During the surmon, the old man had fallen asleep and his wife was knitting while listening to the preacher.Sunday Service
At one point during the surmon, the preacher asked, "Who created the world?"
The old woman poked her sleeping husband with one of her knitting needles and he woke with a start and yelled, "God!"
The preacher said, "That's corect," and continued on with his surmon and the old man fell back asleep.
A while later the preacher asked, "Who was the son of God?"
The old lady poked her husband
by ~Gaanata
Semei and Ukei: part 2WARRNING: SMAUTTY YAOI!!!!!!! THAT MEAN BOYXBOY!!!!!! IF U DNT LIKE, THEN DONT READ!!!!!Semei and Ukei: part 2
i had 2 erase the orignal text bcuz it's not appropriate 4 DA. it u would like 2 read it, read the aurthor's coments below.
by ~Gaanata
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ONCE UPON A TIME part 7((“Tobi doesn’t know.”ONCE UPON A TIME part 7
“Huh?”
“Zetsu asked what dangers awaited them, and Tobi doesn’t know! Wait; shouldn’t Zetsu know what dangers await them?”
“…Tobi, one day I am going to explain the concept of a dramatic buildup to you. For now, we’ll finish the damn story…”))
“Deidara, where are we?” Tobi whined from the rear of the group.
After their hasty departure from Mare Village, the trio of men had fled into the nearby northern forest, in hopes of losing the men tracking them in the early morning light.
by ~xotakux2002x
To Rebuild a Family 2“I’m gonna fucking kill those heathen bastards!” He screamed into the speaker of his cell phone.To Rebuild a Family 2
“Hidan…you can’t kill your own parents.” An utterly calm voice replied.
Hidan frowned. “But Kuzu! They’re such…such…BASTARDS!” He could hear Kakuzu sigh and the shuffling of papers. “Why the hell are you at work already anyway? Too early to be doing shit like that. Is anyone even in that damn office?”
“I’m not at work…yet. I’m looking for a new apartment, since you –oh so kindly- got me evicted from my last one.
by ~SkyeFox
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"i need a fork, dont i?"
"only if u dont want 2 eat wit ur fingers."
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~When in Doubt, Think of Pie~
~Putting the laughter back into manslaughter.~
~I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.~
Let's eat Grandpa!
Let's eat, Grandpa!
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